JOKES

A student board a trotro from Circle to campus. Immediately the conductor (mate) started collecting the fares, he had a sudden urgency to brag. So he pretended to be charting to someone on the phone. He boastfully mentioned huge and whooping sums of money in his conversation which drew almost everyone’s attention in the car. Just when his conversation began to raise eyebrows, his phone started ringing whiles by his ears which surprised everybody in the vehicle. Out of shame from his dumbness, he blurted out “these China phones paaaaaaaaa”!!

A room held a drink cup party in the evening playing all kinds of loud music. A guy in the next room felt they were disturbing his sleep. So he angrily dashed into the room to caution them to reduce the noise. He entered the room only to find a member of the room deeply snoring on one of the speakers. Out of shock and surprise, he turned back without uttering word and forced himself to sleep.